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Feb. 18th, 2009

  • 11:35 PM
breathinghelium
-Ice cream coughs!
-Biting off the tip of an ice cream cone and sucking the ice cream through
-Google RSS feeds
-Rain or snow hitting a spotlight and turning into steam

Feb. 17th, 2009

  • 2:26 PM
breathinghelium
-White cheddar
-Small family traditions
-Happy couples holding hands on Valentine’s Day. Melts my cold, black heart
-People holding their partners’ elbows
-Scrabble
-How badass grandmothers are at it
-Grilled peanut butter, banana, and honey sandwiches
-Honey and vinegar
-Foods that remind you of home

Aug. 2nd, 2008

  • 2:55 AM
breathinghelium
-How drawing with marker always results in ink on your middle finger and the sides of your hand. No matter how old or careful you are!
-My bizarre obsession with Robin Williams' need for attention

Jul. 26th, 2008

  • 9:13 PM
breathinghelium
-When a basketball lodges between the rim and backboard
-Soaking your feet
-Sleeping in a tent in your backyard
-How normally kind people are overtaken by the incredible urge to murder a cricket when it is somewhere in the corner of their bedroom
-Refried beans

Jul. 24th, 2008

  • 4:46 PM
breathinghelium
-Slap fights
-Defending your beach blanket from seagulls
-Driftwood

Jul. 12th, 2008

  • 1:42 AM
breathinghelium
-Crawling into bed sore and utterly exhausted after a day of swimming
-Tuna sandwiches with just a pinch of sand and sea spray

Jun. 30th, 2008

  • 8:41 AM
breathinghelium
-Shouted a growly "I'm stretching!" during a good stretch
-Playing Rabid Dog while brushing your teeth

Jun. 26th, 2008

  • 4:18 AM
breathinghelium
-Reading a new comic book
-Petting a happy dog
-Getting a letter in the mail
-Eating the marshmallows in hot chocolate
-Smiling when a big kid calls you a nasty name... and then punching his teeth straight down his ugly neck
-Finding a "Calvin and Hobbes" strip you haven't read before.

May. 15th, 2008

  • 2:51 AM
breathinghelium
-A good abdominal percussion session

May. 12th, 2008

  • 7:32 PM
breathinghelium
-Pyrex bakewear
-Goat milk yoghurt
-Cranberry-peach juice
-Flying red kites in blue skies
-The Boston Common

Apr. 26th, 2008

  • 4:02 PM
breathinghelium
-Shredded carrots
-Nutella
-The barely-resistible urge to drop whatever you are doing and run down three flights of stairs and four city blocks whenever you think you hear an ice cream truck